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Real name: Aaron Frye Born and raised inside a toxic silo in Martin, KY. Uncle Bill has a penchant for hating almost everything except gold spray paint, NWOBHM, and horror movies. Rumor has it that he killed his uncle by beating him to death with a sock full of his own shit- hence the moniker 'Uncle'. However, charges were never brought due to lack of evidence.... While spending- or rather, misspending- most of his youth watching horror videos that his father stole from local video stores, Bill found that he could relate to the lives of many of the characters in 80's horror films. He also found that he had a great deal of love for films that involved gore and boobies. Some of his favorite horror films are schlock fests like "Night of the Creeps", "Blood Diner", "The Dead Next Door", and "Bad Taste". He was also greatly inspired by George A. Romero's Dead Trilogy ("Night", "Dawn" and "Day of the Dead"), John Carpenter's work("Halloween", "The Thing", "The Fog"), Wes Craven's early attempts at exploitation ("Last House on the Left" and "The Hills Have Eyes"), David Cronenberg's "id" horror films ("Rabid", "The Brood", and "Shivers") and American "shock" film directors like Frank Henenlotter ("Basket Case", "Brain Damage"), Sam Raimi ("Evil Dead") and Lloyd Kaufman (Troma Films). At the same time that his love for horror films blossomed, Bill also became involved in several local gangs like "The Pink Bitches", “The French Horrors" and worst of all- "Hellord". After being involved in several "alleged" kidnappings and deaths, the members of Hellord decided to try their luck at making music for evil people. Bill took time off from buggery to play drums, co-write and sing on what would turn out to be some of the best selling metal albums in Germany at the time. "Seasons of the Bitch", "Death to the Holy", and his solo drumming CD "Beat It 'till It Hurts" were all certified platinum in Fuckenheimen, Germany. Although not currently active, there are rumors that "Hellord" still exists and will one day return...... Uncle Bill was born with a love of all things related to horror, and it was only through experience that he learned to hate remakes and Eli Roth. Some people have called him crude, ignorant, and worst of all a "douche cock", but he continues to persevere through all of the criticism by simply maintaining his admiration for the "reel art" of horror. One can clearly see that the future is not bright for Bill, but he simply carries on, exclaiming his favorite phrase 'till the end...
SUPPORT HORROR DAMMIT!!!
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